AISubs v3.7
I won't let you do that!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Huh?! What?!
Doesn't the scenery look different?!
We were supposed to wait for you at a parking lot...
- To carry you to your castle, but... - What's a "parking lot"?
No, I don't know. What's a "parking lot" to you?
There's a lot of high-tech stuff in there.
Could it be that we've done something called "timeslip"?
That might be it.
Looking at how much the times have changed, I'm sure of it!
No, but I'm worried that you're gone now.
It's over...
- Oh! - Oh, Tomo!
- This is bad, Tomo! - What's up?
It seems like the three of us have "timeslipped" into this era!
I think it's something like this.
- I think it's around 2022. - Wow!
How do you know about this era and 2022?
It seems like Heisei is over now!
- You know Heisei! - Heisei?!
- You know Heisei! - Heisei...
- What's Heisei, Tomo?! - No, Heisei... I just said it myself.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ah! I'm sorry, Tomo! - I'm gonna hit you!
I was just kidding!
- But what are you going to do? - Whatever it is, are you going to Okazaki Castle?
- Yeah! - Or are you going to look for a way back to your world?
- Well, if it's a movie, I'd look for a way back to my world. - A movie?!
- Like "Steins;Gate"? - "Steins;Gate"?
- "Steins;Gate"?
Well, I do want to see the scenery of Okazaki Castle, so...
- Yeah. - Can you take me there?
The two of us will show you around in this cage!
- Let's carry it like we always do. - Just like we always do.
- Sir, can you just take the GoPro with you? - Oh, the GoPro?
- Sir, this is a chonmage battery. - A chonmage battery?
- It's a chonmage battery. - Okay, sir, I'll close it for you.
- Ah, it's kind of lonely in here. - Yeah.
- If you do it like this... - You can see Tomo's face, so...
But if you know that Tomo is here, you might get targeted by weirdos, but basically it's like this.
- Just open it when you see something. - Got it!
- You got it, Tomo? - Yeah.
- Ah, by the way... - How many kilograms does it weigh?
- How... how many kilograms? - Google Maps says 3.8 kilograms.
- What was that voice just now? - Oh!
- What was that voice just now? - Google Maps says 3.8 kilograms!
- Let's go! - Let's go for it!
- Shall we? - Let's go!
- Okay! - One, two...
- Ah! Wait a minute! - Ah!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Are you okay?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Are you okay?
- Do we have to lift it up at the same time? - Y-yeah...
- I can't see! I can't see! - I'm a little scared!
- I'm counting on you! - One, two...
- What's that noise?! - It's not like that! It's not like that!
- I can't see, so I was scared when you said "daaaah!", and I just put it down. - It's amazing!
- I think I'm going to turn into a meat pie! - I'm going to bounce and turn into a meat pie! Like a chocolate cola!
- Like a cola match! - If I tell you to stop, just stop! - Just stop!
- I'm not going to put it down! - I'm going to say "daaaah!", so just stop! - Just stop, okay?
- I'm counting on you! - One, two...
- Daaaah! - Daaaah is okay!
- One, two... - Stop!
- I know! - Are you kidding me?! You said "gan" and put it down!
- This is a little... - It's not like that.
- Let's just leave it in this world. - Okay.
- I think I can do it if I hold it with my hands properly. - Here we go!
- One, two... - Daaaah!
- That's why "daaaah" is good! - It's good, right?!
- It looks like it's better like this when you stand up. - Here we go! One, two...
- Daaaah! - Wow!
- Can you do it? - Here we go! One, two...
- Stop! - Okay! - I'm putting it down! - Okay!
- Is it okay now?! - A little more!
- I'm putting it down! - I'm putting it down!
- Why don't you lose some more weight?!
- You're the only one who's fat! - Don't you think my shoulders hurt?
- Yeah. - My back hurts.
- Your back hurts?! - Should we change the front and back?
- It might be a good idea to try it out. - Yeah.
- It's been 10 minutes. - Isn't it too early for this?
- Is this for real? - Isn't it fiction?!
- Didn't you think we'd do something like "shanking" with this?
- From here to Edo.
- Isn't it too much of a punishment game?
- I'll do it this time! - Please! - Here we go!
- Daaaah! I can't do it! - Daaaah!
- You've been doing this job for 4 years! - I think the front one is harder.
- The front one is harder! - Got it!
- Your voice in "this world" is really clear.
- Here we go! - Yeah!
- Here we go! - Wait a minute!
- When you say "wait a minute", what do you mean? - I can't do it!
- I can't do it!
- You're so mean!
- I can't do it!
You're taking a break, aren't you?
Until now, I've been taking care of you.
What are you talking about?
Um...
Hey!
This is...
The exit!
No!
- Kono! - Kono!
Kono! Kono!
Kono! Are you okay?
- Kono! - Kono!
- Kono! Please stop! - Are you okay?
- Kono! - Kono! Please stop!
- Are you okay?
- Kono! Are you okay? - I want to go home!
I'm going to...
- Hit you right here! - No! Please stop!
- I'm going to hit you right here! - No! Please stop!
- Kono! - Kono!
Please stop, Kono!
- Kono! - Kono!
- What's going on? - I don't need anyone to carry me!
But, Kono...
If you do that, I won't be able to carry you by myself.
That's right...
Is anyone here?
I'm in trouble...
Where am I?
Huh? Oh!
Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Um... - Oh, there you are!
Are you from the Edo period?
- I'm not in the Edo period! - I'm in Reiwa!
- Reiwa? - Sexism.
- It's 2022! - What?!
- I know, I know. - Let's go to your house!
- Tomo! Tomo, stop it!
There's no one to carry the basket for you...
- But if you can carry it... - One million yen!
- What are you laughing about? - One million yen is like... how much?
I'm saying it like it's one million yen, but it's not.
- Anyway, let's carry it together, Tomo! - Let's carry it!
- I think you're more balanced than before, Tomo! - I'm counting on you!
- Yes, Tomo! - What's the guy in the back called?
- I'm called Orio. - Orio? Orio?
It's a woman!
- Okay, Ryo, Tetsu, I'm counting on you! - Yes, sir!
- Here we go! - Yes!
Ready and...
- Wait, wait, wait! - I'm sorry!
- Are you okay?
- It's twice as heavy as I imagined! - Oh, yeah, it's really heavy!
- That's right! - It's unbelievably heavy!
- This is amazing! - Can you throw it with all your might?
Ready and...
- Here we go! - Ready and...
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Ow! - This is so comfortable!
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Tetsu! - Yes!
- Are you okay?! - I'm starting to sweat!
- This is crazy! - Wait, I can't breathe!
- Should we take a break? - Let's take a break!
- Stop it! - Ready and...
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- What's going on?! - What's up?!
- That's all for today! - That's all for today?!
- But this is Okazaki Castle! - But what's up?!
- Show me! - I'm sorry!
- Are you stupid?! - Huh?!
- This is a warehouse! - A warehouse?!
- A warehouse! - This isn't what I was looking for!
- Let's at least get out of this big tree! - I think we've been here for about 40 minutes!
- We can't get out of here like this! - Huh? I'm counting on you!
- Okay, I'm counting on you! - One, two...
- Whoa, that hurts! - Whoa!
- Whoa, that's amazing! - Can you do it?!
- One, two... - Hoi, hoi!
- Hoi, hoi!
- Can you say the rest? - Hoi, hoi!
- Hoi, hoi!
- I can't breathe! - Hoi, hoi!
- Let's rest! - Okay! One, two... - Stop it!
- Sorry... - It's too fast to get down, it flew inside!
- My legs are numb!
- Should we try switching back and forth? - Yeah, let's try it.
- It might work. - Can you do it?
- One, two... - Hoi, hoi!
- Here we go!
- Hoi, hoi!
- My back hurts!
- Hoi, hoi! - My front hurts!
- Hoi, hoi!
- Whoa!
- This is bad, sir! - What's wrong?
- I'm so tired I can see ghosts!
- Huh? Sir!
- Sir! - The one in the middle...
- I just cut it off!
- Huh? - I know, sir!
- That's my twin brother's...
- Edo Neko Goucha!
- Oh, so you guys were also blown away from Edo?
- I didn't know you'd be blown away like this!
- I'm so tired, sir!
- Hey you! You're drinking too much tea!
- How much is it? - I'm sorry!
- What kind of tea is this?
- Tea! - Huh?
- Tea like this doesn't suit you, sir!
- You'll have to pay more than that!
- Here you go!
- Hahaha!
- He's sulking!
- He's back with a angry face!
- Would you like to work for me
- with your brother's glasses?
- My back is really hurting right now!
- What about you guys? - Us?
- We don't want that!
- Look at this! It's called a car!
- Look at this!
- It's a four-wheel drive 4WD!
- What's a 4WD?
- That iron box is really useful!
- I was really careful,
- but it's totally the same!
- Right? It's expensive in Edo, right?
- These two look like they'd make a great couple!
- So, would you like to use that talent of yours?
- This guy's nervous, huh? - Yeah.
- Are you going to undress him? - Let's undress him, you asshole!
- Okay, I'm counting on you, Tomo!
- Hey, if you're going to drag me down like that, why don't you tell me first?
- Tomo decided it himself!
- Okay, I'm counting on you! - Leave it to me!
- I'm counting on you!
- What are your names? Shiba and... - Shima-yui Zamurai and Toshimizu Zamurai!
- Shima-yui Zamurai and Toshimizu Zamurai! The strongest backboard duo! - Let's go! - Ready, set...
- Zamurai! - Zamurai! - Zamurai! - Shiba Zamurai! - Shiba Zamurai! - Zamurai, over here! - Zamurai, over here! - What's going on?! - What's going on?! - Leave me alone! - You're too slow, Shiba Zamurai! - Zamurai! - You're right!
- You said the beginning was heavy! - What an intention! - What an intention! - Can I be your boycchi challenge?
- Ready, set... get it! - Okay. - Is the stick enough? - I'll take it. - Ready, set... Go! - Go! - Go! - Go!
Essa! Essa! Essa!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
- It's not bad for your first ride. - It's good.
- It's comfortable. - It's okay.
I used to be like this up to 45 degrees.
But you have a good sense of it.
- It's really smooth when you lower it. - Yeah!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- I'm lifting it! - Ready and...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Sorry! - Sorry! Sorry!
- Let me down!
What are you doing?!
- Shibayuudamurai! - Shibayuudamurai!
- Take it and go! - Okay.
Is it the right timing?
- Maybe we should say it while looking at Shibayuudamurai. - Okay, let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- I'm lifting it! - Ready and...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Lift it! - Shibayuudamurai!
- Okay! - Ready and...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Good, good! - Go!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Go! Go! - Wait! No! No! No! No!
- No! - Oh, no!
- Are you okay? - I was like "bang"!
- You're funny! - You're funny!
That was amazing!
- It sounded like "Livehouse"! - Sorry!
It went "bang"!
- How about we do it the other way? - Okay.
- Okay, okay! Let's do it! - Okay!
- Is it okay? - Okay!
- Ready and... - Okay!
- Good! - Okay!
- Okay!
- Start! - Okay!
- Ducks! Ducks! Ducks! - Ducks! Ducks! Ducks!
- Oh, good! - Stop!
- Stop it! - Stop!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
It seems like there's a traffic light at this point.
- I see! - Red means stop!
- The traffic light is red!
- Why are we still following this? - You're right.
- It changed. - Let's eat dumplings.
- I'll go eat dumplings. - It's good we could leave safely.
- Wait, wait. - Huh?
- Change. - Huh?
Don't go from that dumpling shop to here.
- Are you done, Shimayu Samurai? - No, I need a little break or I'll puke.
- Shall we switch places? - Shall we switch places?
- While rotating... - Oh...
- You can't switch places. - Hahaha!
- You're still going with me, right? - Oh, you're going?
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
- Ready and... - Go!
- Oh! - Okay!
- You're good at this. - Ready and...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Right or left? - Ready and...
- Don't go! - Oh, it's sprouting.
- Okay! - Okay!
This one's starting to bud.
- It's turning blue. - I see it!
- Ready and... - Okay!
- I see it!
- Ugh, I'm going to die! - Ugh, I'm going to die!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Okay, okay! - Okay!
- Okay, okay! - Okay, okay!
- Ready and... - Okay!
It's getting more and more complicated!
Okay, let's go all the way!
- Wait, wait! - To the back!
- Ready... - Stop!
It hurts!
Alright!
- Essa! - Oissa!
- Oissa!
This way! This way! This way!
Wait! Ah, okay! Okay, okay!
Go, go, go!
Ah, no! Ah, I fell!
You're a loudmouthed coward!
We're almost there!
- Huh? - We're almost there!
We've advanced about 100 meters from the starting point.
- We still have 37 times to go. - We still have...
- 37 times! - Yes!
- I've got a bug like you! - Hahaha!
By the way, how many kilos does Tono weigh?
- He's 88 kilos now. - Huh?!
- You... - Sorry about that!
- Is it really that heavy? - Tono, you haven't tried it yet?
- I'd like Tono to experience it... - I'd like it!
But I'm not sure if Tono can experience this kind of weight.
Isn't there anything like this out there?
What's the heaviest metal?
It's about 70 kilograms.
- Would you like to try it out? - Yeah!
Please choose your partner's favorite person.
- Partner? - Tono!
- Increase! - Hahaha!
You're a future coward!
- Hahaha! - Irioshi is warming up.
- Is it okay for me to have the same height? - Yes, yes.
- This is important for height. - Then, shall we get off?
- Yes, we'll go. - No, but...
- Oh! - Huh?
- Encounter! - Encounter!
- What was that just now? - What was that just now? - A stranger!
- A stranger allowed us to enter without permission.
- Yes. - If we suddenly use this video, we might get caught by strangers.
- Hahaha! - Please take us with you!
- Yes! - You have to lift me up from my waist, or my waist will end!
- Let's go! - Yes! - Ready, go!
- Yes! - Wow, scary!
- Tono! - Tetsu! - Tono!
- Tetsu! - What are you doing?
- Tetsu, are you okay? - We're all experiencing this!
- This is bad!
- Hahaha!
- We can't do this! - No, we can't!
- This is the end! - Hahaha!
- Tono, one more time! - Tono, one more time! - Let's go!
- Yes! - Ready, go!
- From my waist! - Wow, scary!
- Oh, it's really scary! - Yes!
- Tono! - Tono!
- Wow, Tono!
- This is so comfortable! - Yes!
- Tono! - Tono!
- This is so comfortable!
- Isn't something flying?
- It's in front of you!
- Tetsu, what was that thing that went "boom" in front of you?
- Ah, the skyboard detective!
- Hahaha!
- Is it flying? - Why is it flying?
- Can we try on the lightest sunglasses?
- It was a lot easier than I had dreamed of!
- Maybe we can make Tono go missing?
- Tono...
- Can I be Tono?
- Something is about to start!
- Wow, amazing!
- Can you make the cross change?
- The right!
- The cross change!
- Wow!
- Tono, you can do it!
- Are you ready?
- Ready...
- It's light!
- You can do it!
- The speed is different!
- It's very comfortable!
- By the way...
- The guy in front of us hasn't done anything yet.
- Is it about this?
- This is Tamoshiri!
- Tamoshiri is a special cameraman!
- Cameraman!
- Tamoshiri...
- I think you've done everything!
- You've done everything!
- How about holding it with someone else? - I haven't done that pattern yet!
- That's right! - Pattern...
- We can't say pattern. - We can't say pattern.
- Let's put in the pattern again... - How about it?
- How about holding it with someone else? - Final attempt.
- Will you give me another chance?! - This time, I'm asking for this country!
- This is a treasure! - I thought you'd say that line!
- Then we'll hold it with two people each. - Where is the kataport?
- Ah, it's a little difficult. - Where is the kataport?!
- Where is the kataport?!
- Kataport! - Kataport!
- There are already many horizontal letters. - There is hope for this.
- It's a little difficult. - Let's all get in sync!
- Ready, set... - It's high! - It's light!
- It's high! - It's high!
- It's very stable! - Are you going to put it down?
- Put it down for a second! - Okay!
- It's a lot easier! - Good, good!
- That's the ending! - No, that's not good!
- It was so sudden that I panicked!
- Your... - Your...
- No good! - Your journey to the kataport will be canceled!
- Unfortunately, we can't go back to our original world!
- Let's do something with our team in this world!
- That's a good idea!
- For example, we can make a video and upload it to YouTube!
- I'm not good at that, so can someone do it for me?
- Oh, that's right! Let's look it up!
- Putting a cow's father in a local tea and drinking it from the nose...
- Oh, that's interesting! - You should do it!
- And... a ninja...
- A ninja? Oh! - He's our specialty!
- You're good at martial arts!
- How about we make him stab you in the back?
- Oh, yeah! You say "in the back", right?
- In the spring... - You mean "outside of the southern area"?
- Then we can leave the basket here and go home!
- Yeah, we can go home! - We can go home in the car!
- Oh, that's a good idea! - Let's go back over there!
- Don't ever say you're going to move the basket again!
- You guys from Edo are all idiots!
- All of you will lose your shoulders!
- Oh, no! The camera's here!
- It's a fake! - It's a fake!
- What?! A fake?!
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
See you next week! Rock, paper, scissors!